the postulations of a paradigm shifting penguin

i think that each of us is capable of being midwives to our personal philosophies and thus can easily dissuade the influence of powerhouse schools of thought we find pervasive in mass media, our parents, church, and even institutions of learning. i think we can be assassins of mediocrity and boredom, and can prove to ourselves that the world is not set...that we are authors of our books, spies of our perceptions, and scientists of our behaviors.

April 29, 2009

astral uprock projections

after a heroic dose of expresso...i tend to breakdance in my mind...as in, i project an image of myself, breakdancing...for almost thirty minutes. i'm still trying to unravel the symbolism behind this.

April 27, 2009

stainless steel traditions

this old guy blow-dries his balls in the locker room while humming "uh-huh....uh-huh". i always take a piss after a swim, therefore i always pass him on the way because he is the gatekeeper. I AM THE KEY MASTER....not!