Dr. Strangelove's apprentice

My villain is secreting from the eye pouch and all i can think about is other evil things to do! (strokes his mustache) Recently, with an accomplice, I yoinked a golfcart on campus and took it for a ride...that shit was all terrain...then I snuck into the Blue Cafe for the KRS ONE show...i'm sorry i'm sorry....or am i (his horns protruding from the skull)