the postulations of a paradigm shifting penguin

i think that each of us is capable of being midwives to our personal philosophies and thus can easily dissuade the influence of powerhouse schools of thought we find pervasive in mass media, our parents, church, and even institutions of learning. i think we can be assassins of mediocrity and boredom, and can prove to ourselves that the world is not set...that we are authors of our books, spies of our perceptions, and scientists of our behaviors.

May 18, 2007

metrosexual french terrier

It makes absolutely no sense to subject a pooch to the bullshit of a city! They get confused as fuck, which exactly explains why they sniff around so much in disillusion, and why they turn into this psycho, charging forward on sidewalks even though they choke the shit out of themselves. i think...that these dogs purposely choke themselves because they have such a albatross for a "master" and they don't know how to explain all these intense scents, they would rather end it all now. What is it about these superficial chicks who get puppy chihuahuas, feed them and feed them until they turn into these fat chihuahuas with crazy health problems?