the postulations of a paradigm shifting penguin

i think that each of us is capable of being midwives to our personal philosophies and thus can easily dissuade the influence of powerhouse schools of thought we find pervasive in mass media, our parents, church, and even institutions of learning. i think we can be assassins of mediocrity and boredom, and can prove to ourselves that the world is not set...that we are authors of our books, spies of our perceptions, and scientists of our behaviors.

June 10, 2008

the last starfighter was stolen from me then delivered poorly

There are only two ways to defeat the demon that is traffic. You must wield the skill of pretend.

Pretend that your vehicle is a spaceship. The shift button is the lasers and the overdrive button is the rockets. The e-brake button is for the mines. That is all.

June 10, 2008

the last starfighter was stolen from me then delivered poorly

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